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Dostum, Atta and Mohaqiq Unite Behind Separate Versions of National Unity
The National Resistance Council agreed Afghanistan needs one opposition, provided each leader receives his own.
By Ali Reza Jafari Tehranzadeh · THE COLLECTED EDITIONS
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By Ali Reza Jafari Tehranzadeh · 
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Saleh Declares Civil War; Warlords Ask If Their Sons Can Join by Zoom
Former vice president’s announcement prompts nationwide search for the missing interval of peace.
By Anar Gul Safi · 
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Hamdullah Mohib Publishes 248-Page Investigation Into Who Was National Security Adviser When Afghanistan Collapsed
Former official said Shadows Over Kabul finally identifies nearly everyone who was responsible for the republic’s collapse.
By Dandakay Ahmadzai · 
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Taliban Retaliates Against Pakistan by Making Afghan Sons Study STEM
Officials said every airstrike would be answered with one fewer madrassa application and several extremely resentful engineers.
By Gul Khan Shamshatokhel · 
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Karzai Reminds Taliban Brothers He Welcomed Home Not To Search Guests Before Tea
The former president said Afghan hospitality requires letting visitors finish their first cup before asking who their father is and why they came.
By Shal Gham Shinwari · 
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Afghanistan Classifies Educated Girls as Dangerous Unexploded Potential
Officials warn that one completed homework assignment could destabilize an entire room of important men.
By Dandakay Ahmadzai · 
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Kabul Newsroom Introduces Receipt Showing How Much Truth Each Guest Purchased
Editors said tea earns a respectful mention, while lunch includes one softened allegation.
By Anar Gul Safi · 
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Hebatullah Buys Trump Mask After Afghan Women Costumes Require Visible Faces
The Taliban leader rejected several disguises for violating policies he had personally approved.
By FNU Rumi · 
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Kabul Watchdog Requires Permission From the Man It Is Watching
Its first independent finding is that the permission form is unavailable.
By Anar Gul Safi · 
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Kabul Family Reclassifies Forced Displacement as Overseas Success
The spreadsheet records where relatives ended up, never what they had to get away from.
By Shirin Jan Do-Rukha · 
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Taliban Ruling Group Welcomes Returning Afghans, Asks Them to Leave Opinions at Customs
Passengers may bring personal effects, but nothing that has affected them personally.
By Shirin Jan Do-Rukha ·