The microphones, the makeovers and the carefully selected camera angles. A closer look at the public voices around Taliban-era Afghanistan.
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The Afghan Eye · Analyst and writer
Ahmad-Waleed Kakar
The Afghan Eye keeps a magnifying glass on the republic’s old grandees. Ask about today and yesterday arrives with a family tree. Kabul’s argument has changed flags, but nobody has surrendered the last word.
From cricket studio to political panel, the delivery changes but the camera must stay. Afghanistan can wait for an answer; the lighting cannot. National reconciliation begins on her best side.
The professor prescribes another round of engagement. Kabul’s oldest treatment: bring tea, call everyone brother, and postpone the difficult question until the kettle boils again.
Freshta honeypotted Anas Haqqani with her manly features. She reminds every Afghan how terrible the previous government was and how incredibly brilliant the current regime is in recognizing he is a she.
The republic’s old defence spokesman returned to a Kabul with a different flag. In Afghan politics, even the government can disappear before people stop calling you General Sahib.
The audience made him a general; the microphone became his army. His jirga reaches unanimous decisions because the other side never gets to finish a sentence.
Political analyst · Media commentator
Hatef Mokhtar
Turns every television panel into a Loya Jirga, with himself as the entire delegation. By the time the national crisis is explained, the tea is cold and a new crisis has arrived.
Wants dialogue with the rulers and classrooms for the girls. Afghan negotiation in miniature: the meeting gets a date, the school gets ‘inshallah’. Somehow only the meeting makes it onto the calendar.
Asks for Afghanistan’s money back and its girls back in school. One office says sanctions, another says patience. An Afghan petition with two stamps missing—and every official pointing to the other queue.
Defended the Taliban’s emergency helpline. At last, an Afghan complaints office without a cousin required at the door. Whether anyone answers is the next department’s responsibility.
Public commentator · Former NSC analyst (self-described)
Rokhana Asiya Popal
Rokhana worked for the National Security Council under Ashraf Ghani, where she collected intelligence largely by letting officials talk about themselves. After the republic collapsed, she announced she was related to Mullah Yaqoob and had been undercover all along. She now runs a YouTube channel teaching women how to extract state secrets from male officials. The first lesson is to tell them they look like the next president.
His podcast is the hujra that never puts the teapot away. Ask one question about Kabul and the answer starts three kings ago. Even the raisins have grown old waiting for the point.
Wants the Taliban government recognised. The nikah is done, he argues; why are the guests still debating the invitation? The argument over who gets a seat at the dastarkhwan remains less settled.