Aksaryat’s foreign intelligence officer will make a secret visit to Kabul next week to officially launch the diaspora movement outside Afghanistan, according to the party’s security protocol.
Dr. Fazel Mahmood Fazly said on a condition of anonymity that the visit would prove Aksaryat has deep roots inside the country, although the roots will remain classified and the tree has already applied for asylum.
Mullah Hasan Akhund welcomed the movement as evidence of political pluralism. He said Afghans were free to oppose the Islamic Emirate from any country where their opposition could not inconvenience it.
Governor Haleem Fidaye criticized Aksaryat as another elite project disconnected from Afghans, but said he would reconsider if Washington confirmed the disconnection was strategically important.
Party officials said membership would be open to republic officials, Taliban-approved critics and independent figures awaiting embassy guidance on what they independently believe.
The launch will conclude with Aksaryat announcing that Afghanistan’s silent majority has spoken. Its statement will be drafted abroad, approved in Kabul and released after Washington discovers that Bolshevism has reincarnated.
“The American project is over,” the statement declares. “Afghanistan must finally stand on its own two feet. We are currently seeking a foreign government willing to finance the legs.”